Friday, August 26, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday

Be gentle. I wrote this in about thirty seconds because I totally forgot about FFF until last night around 11:30. Sorry.




Allie couldn’t help herself. Rich was beautiful, a perfect specimen. They’d made-out like horny teenagers all the way up to his penthouse suite. As the elevator doors opened the weight of what she was about to do hit her like a freight train on fire. She was about to get naked, with the closest thing to a demi-god she’d ever seen. Thank the Almighty she'd ditched the Spanx in the bathroom. Why hadn’t she shaved? Why hadn’t she waxed? Why hadn’t she gotten a pedicure? Great, just freaking great! She just turned a night to remember into a bag full of female neuroses! CRAP!


Stop by and visit my FFF friends. 
Careful, some of their stuff will melt your screen.

10 comments:

  1. LMAO! I loved it Katie! Haven't we all done that at lesst once?

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  2. Spanx - What the heck is a Spanx?? Is that like inflatable boobs? Katie, I really love how you have so much fun with these FFF pictures each week. XOXOXO :-)

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  3. This was just great! I agonized over mine for a whole week and popped this out in 30 seconds?? It was great fun and, oh so, very female!!! Well, very damn well, done:) xo

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  4. Benjamin, Spanx is the 21st century term for girdle. Tom Cruise wears them.

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  5. Awesome 'possom! That' Jp speak for "I like it! I like it! " we are all about that neurotic, at least until we get married.

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  6. Brilliant! I love this one. It's amazing what adrenaline can do when a deadline corners you *g*

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  7. Hee, I love that you infuse humor into your Flashes.

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  8. LMFAO! I cracked up on the spanx part and couldn't stop laughing. Ah, leave it to us women to always forget to get down and dirty to clean up before the good stuff. This was great, Katie! LOVED it!

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  9. *Snort* you've just described every date I've ever had - pmsl - fantastic!

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