I was going to write a totally hilarious post about Black Friday and the different types of shoppers you meet during the epic orgy of greed, but I have better things to do today. I’M HAVING A BABY!! As you read this, right now, as in this very second, I could be shooting a screaming snot covered mini-human from my nether regions. This is good news for you. This momentous occasion has inspired me to team up with Decadent Publishing to give away a fully loaded nook. I know, you’re thinking, “WHAT!! A nook filled with all the greatest hot and spicy from Decadent Publishing. My Christmas shopping could be done with one swipe and click of my mouse. I could spend time with people I love. I could make those delicious Oreo cookie ball thingies I’ve been threatening to make for years. I could send out Christmas cards. Herald angels will sing! Could this really be possible?” Yes, it can. Click on the link below to enter to win the nook. Also, comment below with your guess for the weight of the fruit of my loins and the closest guess will win a copy of my book, Never Say Just.
Details to aid you in your quest.
*I’m having a girl.
*She’s three weeks early.
*My last child weighed seven pounds eleven ounces and was born one week early.
Now click this link to enter to win the nook!
And to read my take on giving birth and labor, read this.