Friday, September 23, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday

What does this picture say to you? This is what it says to me.





“Pictures! You are not taking pictures!!”

“You should never have signed up for Facebook.” Russell squirmed under his bindings. “If I could put you in stocks for the town folk to pelt with rotten tomatoes I would! This is the last time Russell, the last time!”

Russell knew Abby was pissed and maybe he had gone too far. This wasn’t the first time he’d crossed the roommate boundary line. But did she really have to put this up on Facebook? He was friends with everyone he worked with. His image of being all alpha all the time would be ruined.

“I’m going to say this for the last time Russell, STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!”

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CAUTION: Here you leave the world of Katie Harper and enter the world of the decadent, debauched, and just plain dirty.



15 comments:

  1. LOL I bet he will stay out of undies from now. I know I would. LOL Awesome! Well done, Katie!

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  2. His alpha moment is definitely over. Loved it Katie.

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  3. Very funny Katie, enjoyed this very much!

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  4. At least he was in the underwear drawer and not the laundry hamper! Loved it Katie! Again you shine on FFF

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  5. Just wait till the photos of you and your pretty pink undies end up on FB's new Timeline thingy....

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  6. I loved this one. That was too funny.

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  7. Katie, you have a naughty sense of humor. Of course, I think you'd be surprised at the rainbow of underwear colors that a lot of men wear. The days of the tidy-whities are gone.

    PS; watch out for that Heaven, did she say the laundry hamper??

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  8. Hahaha, I bet Russell will wear his own underwear now!! very funny!

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  9. I hope he doesn't wear his own underwear ... he looks damn fine in this set! Awesome! :D

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  10. LOL, i bought my step son some tangerine skivvies as a gag for his 17th bday and he LOVES them. Your interpretation reminded me that alpha males also like silky draw's!

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  11. This was so cute. I loved it! One never knows where your mind will take us. It is always a fun ride, tho:) xo

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  12. I'm giggling here - silly Russell - no man is all alpha, all the time ;)

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