Friday, November 23, 2012

I'M HAVING A BABY!!!


I was going to write a totally hilarious post about Black Friday and the different types of shoppers you meet during the epic orgy of greed, but I have better things to do today. I’M HAVING A BABY!! As you read this, right now, as in this very second, I could be shooting a screaming snot covered mini-human from my nether regions. This is good news for you. This momentous occasion has inspired me to team up with Decadent Publishing to give away a fully loaded nook. I know, you’re thinking, “WHAT!! A nook filled with all the greatest hot and spicy from Decadent Publishing. My Christmas shopping could be done with one swipe and click of my mouse. I could spend time with people I love. I could make those delicious Oreo cookie ball thingies I’ve been threatening to make for years. I could send out Christmas cards. Herald angels will sing! Could this really be possible?” Yes, it can. Click on the link below to enter to win the nook. Also, comment below with your guess for the weight of the fruit of my loins and the closest guess will win a copy of my book, Never Say Just.

Details to aid you in your quest.

*I’m having a girl.
*She’s three weeks early.
*My last child weighed seven pounds eleven ounces and was born one week early.

Now click this link to enter to win the nook!

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And to read my take on giving birth and labor, read this.



29 comments:

  1. Congrats on the impending delivery. My guess is that your newest family member will weigh in at 7 lbs 5 oz.

    drainbamaged.gyzmo at gmail.com

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  2. WOW!! Congratulations to you and your sister! We just celebrated my oldest son's 20 birthday. I love the holidays just for the birthdays in our family.

    As to the weight of your little girl ....6lbs. 8 oz.

    Mel
    bournmelissa at hotmail dot com

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  3. Congrats Katie!! I'm saying 7 pounds even. May she be a beautiful, smart and free-willed as her momma <3 ~KB

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  4. Yay! Congratulations! My guess is 6 lbs 8 oz

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  5. Congratulations my guess is 6lb 5 oz

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  6. Congratulations! I'm guessing 6 lbs. 9 oz. Guess your families will have much to be thankful for this holiday.
    JessiL62@comcast.net

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  7. Congrats Katie. Two girls. Wow you'll have your hands full. Hope it goes quick. My daughter was three weeks early and ended up taking 21 hrs to get here. She was my second child. I'll guess 6 lbs 12 oz as the weight. Good luck! saratrimble@saratrimble.com

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  8. Congratulations. I'll guess 7 pounds 3 ounces.

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  9. Congrats! Hope both of you are doing ok. My guess is 6 pounds 14 oz. Thanks for the giveaway.

    shellya121 (at) yahoo (dot) com

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  10. Best of luck today! my guess is 8lbs 3oz

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  11. okay I am guessing 5 lbs 11 oz Congrats!
    Carin mawmom at gmail dot com

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  12. My guess is 7 lbs 11 oz :) congrats and best of luck to you!

    Eva
    evitap67(at)gmail(dot)com

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  13. Congrats!!! My guess is 6 lbs 6 oz.
    skpetal at hotmail dot com

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  14. A big congrats to you and yours.

    My guess is 6 pounds and 9 ounces.

    Thanks,
    Tracey D
    booklover0226 at gmail dot com

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  15. Congratulations! My guess is 6lb and 5oz.
    bituin76 at hotmail dot com

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  16. Best of luck with the labor! I'm guessing 6lbs 11oz!
    Elizabethqt04@yahoo.co.uk

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  17. P.S. this is Beth :) becky's sis in law!
    Elizabethqt04@yahoo.co.uk

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  18. Congratulations!! I hope you have a healthy baby girl! Thanks for thinking of us LOL
    bas1chsemail at gmail dot com

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  19. Congrats, hope all goes great. I'll guess 6lbs. Thanks for participating even with being a just a little on the busy side.

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  20. Congratulations! I hope both of you are well! My guess is going to be 7 lbs 1 oz. Thanks for still being part of this!
    suz2(at)cox(dot)net

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  21. Congrats! I hope both of you are well. I will guess 7 lbs, 4 oz.
    June
    manning_J2004 at yahoo dot com

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