
Character Biography
Name: Edna Mae Laveau
Nickname: Edna
Occupation: Housekeeper, maid wrangler, therapist, mother, Voodoo practitioner, and General of Boudreaux House.
Relationship Status: I’ve never married. I don’t have it in me to settle down with one man.
Hair Color: Gun metal
Eye Color: Guinness
Height: 4’10 ½”
Weight: Ask that question again Miss Harper and I’ll start sticking pins in your doll.
Motto: A gris-gris can be used to bless or to curse. How I use yours is entirely up to you.
Distinguishing Marks: Other than my wrinkles, none.
Best Friend: My sister Odette. She died twenty years ago, but we still talk.
Worst Enemy: The idiots who run “voodoo” shops in the Quarter. They charge for their magic! A true voodoo practitioner never charges. It offends the spirits.
Last song played on my iPod: I don’t have an iPod.
Favorite Movie: I don’t have time to watch movies.
Favorite Quote: “Mo va pas pree vous baton pu casse mo latete.” (I'm not going to lend you a stick to break my head with.) –Creole proverb
Last Facebook post: What is a Facebook?
10. The people who live in this house are my children. Hurt them and I’ll turn you into a zombie.
9. I have only gotten better with age.
8. I will work a spell for you. I will not be responsible for the outcome.
7. If you’re being an idiot, I’ll let you know.
6. Walk on my wet floor and I’ll beat you with the mop.
5. Sissy and I have pictures of the Marines swimming. They are for sale.
4. I make a gris-gris for everyone I meet. Sometimes I use it to bless, sometimes it is used to punish.
3. My gator does not taste like chicken! It tastes like gator!
2. I know white magic and black magic. How you treat my family determines which I use on you.
1. I’ve been slipping a potion into Kat’s morning coffee for three years. Not to fall in love, I’m not that powerful. I’ve been hoping she’d just get laid.
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