What’s a girl to do when faced with a Job sized temptation? That’s easy, give in.
Life just isn’t fair, Carmen thought as she plopped onto the floor. She hated the Christmas Ball because Kimmie was always there. Why should Kimmie get all the yummy men? Carmen deserved something to lick. Every woman should have at least one opportunity to bite into a man who makes her stomach do a flip flop. Carmen stared at the parade of hot and yummy lined up in front of her. None of them knew she existed. “Why can’t they see me?” she asked out loud.
Kimmie heard her. “Because, you idiot, they have gum drop eyes! I told you, if you want a gingerbread man eat one. Dress size be damned!”
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Lovely refreshing FFF well done
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny. Love it!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! And funny as hell. Eat those damn men girl!
ReplyDeleteI think all of us who write a FFF post each week focus on keeping the reader wondering what is going to happen next or scratching our heads trying to figure out what just happened. Well Ms. Kate, you have me doing both.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if we're talking about a real flesh and blood man or a figurative, sugary confection of a man. Well, the good thing is that I'm scratching my head and not some other body part. Now I need to go eat something.
LOL! This was a delicious twist. No pun intended. Great post.
ReplyDeleteI was guessing you were telling her to put on weight! This was very clever though and l loved your post!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely loved this one. Well done.
ReplyDeleteMmm, nummy, nummy! I'll eat me a few good men, too. Great FFF, lady! xo
ReplyDeleteThat was a lovely take and just the name Kimmie does it for me!
ReplyDeleteYou always make me smile my love, and you didn't fail with this one!
ReplyDeleteThis was great Katie. It made me laugh and as a BBW, it made me appreciate the sentiment of eat what you want.lol
ReplyDeleteFun read and very well done.
Fantastic Katie. This one really made me lol! I loved your take on it. Patti Logan
ReplyDeleteGreat FFF, I expected something completely different until the end. Wonderful job and now I really want gingerbread. ;).Hugs!
ReplyDeleteYou Rock Katie Girl!!
ReplyDeleteLoved this!
roflmao!!!!! Amen - I freaking love my curves! :D
ReplyDelete*giggles* Oh Katie, this was a fun one! I'd like to take a bite out of a few, myself (whether they be flesh and blood or tasty gingerbread)! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy should Kimmie get all the yummy men? Send some my way even if they are just made of gingerbread.
ReplyDeleteWell done!
LOL. Now I want one. Great FFF!
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