Friday, December 23, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday

It’s that time again….it’s time to see what twisted interpretation I come up with.




One day. Constance had one day to live her dream. She saw him fifteen years ago when he was just a boy. She had been much, much older, but elves never age. She’d hoped for just a moment. One moment where he could see her. Had that fat, lazy, geriatric prima donna even read her request? No, no he had not. Constance didn’t feel the least bit bad that she'd stolen the reindeer on Christmas Eve and millions of children would wake up to nothing in the morning. She’d been worrying about other people’s wishes her entire life. It was time to fulfill one of her own.

Not everyone sees the world as skewed as I do. Check out what my friends think of this picture. Click the link below to see what they saw.

WARNING: Not everyone sees heartsick elves. Some people might see this little dance as an invitation to get naked. Go ahead, read all the hot, willing, and wanton you want. The naughty list is much more fun. ;)



16 comments:

  1. Yes, she definitely showed her vengeance is mine with this one. :) Nice FFF!

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  2. Aw those poor presentless kids. :snickers: Awesome FFF Katie.

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  3. Ooh great post! Loved your interpretation Katie, Merry Christmas!

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  4. Elves need lovin' too. I was grinning all the way, Katie. Merry Christmas, whether Constance relents or not. ;-)

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  5. Something completely different. Great post honey

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  6. Wow, I loved this one. Very inventive.

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  7. She stole a riendeer? *grin* That's pretty wicked. Nice post Katie.

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  8. She deserved to have her elf. The kids would get over it. Nice post!

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  9. From Katie's lips to your ears - It’s that time again….it’s time to see what twisted interpretation I come up with. Not everyone sees the world as skewed as I do.

    Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Katie, you have done it once again. You have come up with a FFF blog post that has totally screwed up my view of the world.

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  10. Santa is magical - he'll find a way to get the toys out...and in the meantime she is having her moment! Great take on the picture! <3

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  11. Wow Katie, you have the most amazing imagination. Remind me never to piss you off.LOL

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. 2012 is going to rock, lady Katie. :)

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  12. Oh what a naughty little elf! Katie, you totally "went there". *laughs* The reindeer will know to leave Constance when Santa comes callin'. ;) Happy Holidays!

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  13. Wow what a bitch!
    You sure have a way of provoking my emotions ;-)

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  14. Naughty, naughty...lol..sometimes it just fun to take a little for yourself! Great wacky take on this photo!

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