It’s Friday!! You know what that means….one picture, one hundred words.
Look at him lying there all relaxed. His bare skin exposed to the world. So soft, so perfect. It’s absolutely irresistible. He has no idea what I’m about to do to him. Of course, I have to do it. The odds of stopping me are worse than getting hit by lightning, having your arms and legs ripped off by a runaway unicorn, and being attacked by a polar bear on the same day. I paw my way across his blankets and climb to the top of the bookshelf. I don’t hiss, I just leap, claws extended. Let’s see if he ignores my litter box again.
What!! Did you seriously expect me to play this straight? See what my friends have to say about that beautiful back.
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