Thursday, March 8, 2012

Flash Fiction Friday

It’s Friday!! You know what that means….one picture, one hundred words.


Look at him lying there all relaxed. His bare skin exposed to the world. So soft, so perfect. It’s absolutely irresistible. He has no idea what I’m about to do to him. Of course, I have to do it. The odds of stopping me are worse than getting hit by lightning, having your arms and legs ripped off by a runaway unicorn, and being attacked by a polar bear on the same day. I paw my way across his blankets and climb to the top of the bookshelf. I don’t hiss, I just leap, claws extended. Let’s see if he ignores my litter box again.

What!! Did you seriously expect me to play this straight? See what my friends have to say about that beautiful back. 
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14 comments:

  1. OMG you wicked person. Here was I reeled in expecting something really sexual to happen, then you shoot this arrow at me as if I had felt the claws. Really good. I loved it!

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  2. You got me!!! I loved this! So delightfully feline. To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, this has happened. I was charmed by this piece. Great FFF:) xo

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  3. Ooh, an angry pussy it never a good thing.

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  4. I have three of the little bitches... That was very clever and original, Katie! Great post

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  5. Wow, I was duped. As a multicat household, I cringe in sympathy for all that skin about to be shredded. *hands the scratched up man a scooper* Great FFF!!!

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  6. LOL Good one, Katie! I loved it! Thank you so much for the smile. (((hugs))) Good job!

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  7. That, is awesome. I love your flashes Katie <3

    I'm still giggling.

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  8. Cute. I love it. What a lovely twist on your post. I love your sense of humor.

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  9. OMG I loved this! You had me hooked right up to the end wondering what his faith was going to be. Love your style!!

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  10. Haha! Oh I loved it Katie! Nicely done!

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  11. Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckle!! Nice FFF.

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  12. NICE and made me giggle with memories of my idiot ex-husband. One night as we were trying to sleep the cat we had jumped on the bed. I am NOT an animal person and not even sure why we had the cat. But, I picked it up and pitched it toward the floor in the darkness--well, I missed and it landed squarely on the idiots' face, claws and all! bahahahahahahaa......he tossed the cat all the while cussing. I never said I did it.
    BTW, no cat was harmed during this episode or reenactment.

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  13. rofl! Kitty has spoken! Great post!

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  14. LOL I love reading your FFFs they are always so fun. Nasty cat, but then again I don't blame it for being pissed. Maybe if I had had a cat like that doing it's thing, my ex would have emptied the litter more often. LOL

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