Monday, August 15, 2011

My Favorite Actor

What? Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
What were you saying?

If you are an avid reader of this blog you already know my response. My favorite actor is Daniel Craig. Not because he’s some great thespian or because he’s going to change the world with his acting. Nope, he’s my favorite because of that gorgeous face, those penetrating eyes, and his tighter than a piano string body. I am, in general, a fairly shallow person who is easily distracted by shiny things. 

This is how I know
God loves me.
I thought I couldn’t love any other James Bond more than I loved, what’s his name, oh yeah, Pierce Brosnan. Don’t get me wrong, Pierce is a brilliant actor and he's aged like a fine wine, but he can’t hold a candle to Daniel Craig. Is Daniel Craig a good James Bond? I have no clue! Haven’t you been reading? I don’t care if he’s any good as long as he keeps showing up on screen sans shirt.

I give it five minutes.
Sadly, Daniel has recently married. This move just blows me away. He knows I love him and he knows I’m available. What does Rachel Weisz have that I don’t? Other than a stunning face, rocking body, intelligence, and an international film career, I am a way better woman than she is. Daniel will eventually come to his senses and recognize the error of his ways. And when he does, I don’t know if I’ll take him back. Oh who am I kidding, of course I will.


  1. Heh, I know how you feel (though my actor of choice is different). Silly men, choosing completely inappropriate women when we're so much better! LOL

  2. I have to admit that when he was cast in the legendary roll of James Bond, I was the first to throw up my hand in protest. NO WAY could he fill those tuxedo dress shoes once worn by people like Sean Connery and Roger Moore but it only too one minute for my mind to change. (that minute of course was the scene you have pictured haha) But since then I have have been his greatest fan! My favorite being his role in Defiance! Thank you for sharing this and sharing my sorrows over his recent wedding! haha

  3. Alas poor Daniel has no idea what he's missing. Perhaps you two will be united in the next life. I for one am looking forward to hooking up with Hallie Berry when we come back :-)