Sunday, August 21, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday


As a Boudreaux, Hell Kat is often called on to perform different civic duties. Here she is judging a beauty pageant.

I loved asking the girls questions that made them squirm. One year I asked a contestant what she thought of the current situation in Darfur. She said she loved animals too much to wear fur. It had been an epic fail. It had been beautiful. She won.

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Posted by Katie Harper at 6:11 AM

16 comments:

  1. Bonni SansomAugust 21, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    Very cute six.

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  2. Graylin FoxAugust 21, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    ROFL - I would *love* to be able to ask beauty queens questions that required synaptic use.

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  3. Sam CrescentAugust 21, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    Great six

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  4. UnknownAugust 21, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Very Nice!

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  5. Carrie Ann RyanAugust 21, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    LMAO. Too funny!

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  6. Lisa WorrallAugust 21, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    Excellent - I am giggling so much because it's so true - well done honey xx

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  7. AnonymousAugust 21, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    I guess with beauty pageant contestants brains aren't a requirement

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  8. Benjamin T. RussellAugust 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    That's another reason why you have to love this country. It doesn't matter if a person is dumb as a box of rock, she just long as she's good looking. Katie, you have an insightful sense of humor and you're a good writer too. Very Good.

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  9. SummerAugust 21, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    At least she looked hot in the bathing suit competition!! Dumb as a box of rocks. Love it!!

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  10. Vivien DeanAugust 21, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Of course she won, lol. Very cute, thanks for sharing!

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  11. UnknownAugust 21, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    I've never concerned myself with beauty pageants for the women seem so shallow and the requirements to win are offensive to womankind. Great job.

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  12. AnonymousAugust 21, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    ROFLMAO, you had me rollin on that one. All that beauty and no brains... what's up with that? Awesome Six, and I'm following you. :-)

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  13. Katie HarperAugust 21, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Aaaawww!! Ya'll are so nice.

    @Graylin: I would love to put all the mean girls I went to high school with in a beauty pageant today. Chances are they'd be fat, wrinkly, trapped in a loveless marriage, have three horrible children, and still not be able to form whole and complete sentences.

    @Murdersandmysteries: I know right! During the last Miss America pageant a contest actually said, "I watch Game of Thrones. I love history." News flash, Game of Thrones is a fantasy about warring countries and dragons. If she's a history buff because she watches Game of Thrones, I'm an astronaut because I watch Battlestar Galactica.

    @Ben: True, true, true. Their go to answer for every question should be, "I have no freaking clue, but look at this amazing rack/smile combo."

    @Pablo: A agree pageants are offensive. But I don't think they are exploitative. The young women actually sign up for this crap.

    @Ray: Aren't you the sweetest. I'll return the favor.

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  14. BreeAugust 21, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    hahaha! This reminds me of Miss South Carolina and the map question. Love it!!

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  15. Jayel KayeAugust 22, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    Very cute

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  16. 1000th.monkeyAugust 22, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Ha! That's hilarious!

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