Switch and the Rat Bastards
*The library is quiet. No one really likes Switch and no one wants to piss him off.*
Hell Kat: Since all of you are being a bunch of little girls, I'll start. Switch, I trust you with the safety of my daughter. Tell me, if I were to pose a threat to her, what would you do?
Switch: Cut your throat.
Hell Kat: Good answer.
Horndog: Switch, did your mother not hug you as a child?
Switch: I never had a mother.
Horndog: So, that's a no then.
Doc: Switch you're known for your proficiency with blade. How did you come by this skill?
Doc: Can you elaborate?
Switch: *Switch pulls a dagger from his belt and throws it in the air* Practice.
Tongue: You are Sam's bodyguard. What else are you?
Switch: I don't know what you're talking about.
Tongue: Don't lie! I saw you the other day carrying her around like you're a pony.
Switch: I will do anything to keep Samantha safe.
Tongue: How does doing a Mr. Ed impersonation keep her safe?
Switch: The question you should be asking is, why are you stupid enough to ask a question that will only end with your internal organs spilled out on the floor.
Tongue: I get it. Say no more.
Shooter: My turn. Switch, why are you the best choice to guard Samantha?
Switch: Because I will do whatever is necessary to protect her from anyone. If anyone has the slightest inclination of putting her in harms way, I will carve their heart out of their chest. Even if that threat is any of you.
Horndog: Can you feel the love? I'm feeling the love.
Switch: I'm done. Sam's waiting for me.