Friday, September 9, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday

Today we have a young lady climbing out of a window. Innocent? Get real! In what situation would that be innocent?



Why can’t a bitch get a little help once in a while? Nothing, I have nothing to wear tonight and I’m totally supposed to meet Derek. I’ve been drooling over the UPS guy since Jeannie in accounting started ordering all our supplies online. When I say I have nothing to wear, I mean nothing. I went all Freddie Krueger on my wardrobe last night because I couldn’t squeeze into a pair of skinny jeans. Dramatic? Yes. Ridiculous? No. Candy has cute clothes. Candy isn’t home. Window it is. Look out Laura Croft there’s a new bitch in town.


Yes, yes I keep things sorta kinda clean on my blog. If you prefer the dirty, nasty, and naughty, visit my Flasher Fiction Friday friends.


Flash Fiction Friday



Posted by Katie Harper at 7:59 AM

13 comments:

  1. Muffy WilsonSeptember 9, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    I LOVED this Katie!! She is so BAD!!! Very cute and entertaining:) xo

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  2. Benjamin T. RussellSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Now that is what very resourceful Bitch. Ooops, can I use the "B" word on this Blog? Katie, that was very, very creative as usual. I hope the UPS guy appreciates all the trouble she went through for that dress she's going to rock in on their date. Super FFF post.

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  3. Bonni SansomSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    What a bad girl stealing Candy"s clothes. The bitch. I loved it Katie!

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    I hope the Bitch orders new clothes and has Derek deliver them to her home! ;)Great post, Katie! Loved it!

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  5. UnknownSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    I love it. mmm the UPS guy and we've all gone Freddy on our wardrobe.

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  6. AUTHOR JARNAIL BADHANSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Really loved this stealing girl's naked story , great imagination , Keep it up Katie

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  7. Gemma ParkesSeptember 9, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Loved it Katie! Glad l don't know her though!

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Very funny Katie! Loved the Freddy reference!

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  9. Lisa WorrallSeptember 9, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Fab as always my love - you crack me up :()

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  10. Chris QuintonSeptember 9, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Wow - what a neat idea! Loved this!

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  11. UnknownSeptember 9, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    That was so cute, I loved it. The girl is one tough bad ass I bet.

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  12. Shannon TippettsSeptember 9, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Love it!

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  13. Davee JonesSeptember 9, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    I liked this! the descriptors were so vivid. I could totally get inside her determined mind.

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