Friday, September 9, 2011

Flash Fiction Friday

Today we have a young lady climbing out of a window. Innocent? Get real! In what situation would that be innocent?



Why can’t a bitch get a little help once in a while? Nothing, I have nothing to wear tonight and I’m totally supposed to meet Derek. I’ve been drooling over the UPS guy since Jeannie in accounting started ordering all our supplies online. When I say I have nothing to wear, I mean nothing. I went all Freddie Krueger on my wardrobe last night because I couldn’t squeeze into a pair of skinny jeans. Dramatic? Yes. Ridiculous? No. Candy has cute clothes. Candy isn’t home. Window it is. Look out Laura Croft there’s a new bitch in town.


Yes, yes I keep things sorta kinda clean on my blog. If you prefer the dirty, nasty, and naughty, visit my Flasher Fiction Friday friends.


Flash Fiction Friday



13 comments:

  1. I LOVED this Katie!! She is so BAD!!! Very cute and entertaining:) xo

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  2. Now that is what very resourceful Bitch. Ooops, can I use the "B" word on this Blog? Katie, that was very, very creative as usual. I hope the UPS guy appreciates all the trouble she went through for that dress she's going to rock in on their date. Super FFF post.

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  3. What a bad girl stealing Candy"s clothes. The bitch. I loved it Katie!

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  4. I hope the Bitch orders new clothes and has Derek deliver them to her home! ;)Great post, Katie! Loved it!

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  5. I love it. mmm the UPS guy and we've all gone Freddy on our wardrobe.

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  6. Really loved this stealing girl's naked story , great imagination , Keep it up Katie

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  7. Loved it Katie! Glad l don't know her though!

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  8. Very funny Katie! Loved the Freddy reference!

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  9. Fab as always my love - you crack me up :()

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  10. That was so cute, I loved it. The girl is one tough bad ass I bet.

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  11. I liked this! the descriptors were so vivid. I could totally get inside her determined mind.

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