Friday, February 3, 2012

Flash Fiction Friday

It’s Flash Fiction Friday!! You know the drill.




His ear was captivating. Not in a Grecian statue perfection kind of way. Yes, his face and body were damn near perfect but his ear was what held my attention. It was like being a witness to a public execution. You wanted to look away, but you just couldn’t. They stuck out in spite of his perfect face. The cauliflower, the blackheads, the huge mole with the single longer than my forearm hair growing out of it. I just couldn’t rip my eyes from it. I had to touch. With the fear of a virgin faced with his first hooker in crotchless panties, I stretched forth my hand.

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Flash Fiction Friday
Posted by Katie Harper at 5:00 AM

18 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 3, 2012 at 6:48 AM

    LOL, goodness that was funny. I loved this.

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  2. Kendel DaviFebruary 3, 2012 at 7:16 AM

    Now, that's funny and kind of gross but I understand the curiosity. Good Flash!

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  3. Naomi ShawFebruary 3, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    LOL Soo icky but so good!

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  4. S.LiraFebruary 3, 2012 at 10:17 AM

    LOL Hilarious!!!

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  5. Lee BrazilFebruary 3, 2012 at 10:54 AM

    *snort* still laughing. Great post

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  6. Sancre Darling aka S.E. DarlingFebruary 3, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    Karen, omg...Rotflmao...this was delightfully ..uh strange...which is great!

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  7. UnknownFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    The blackheads? Fuckin' hilarious. You should stay doped up all the time!

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  8. CR GuilianoFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    Ok, yes, you were high. Funny, but ewwwwww. Very good!

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  9. Bonni S.February 3, 2012 at 1:48 PM

    Alrighty then...

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  10. Yvonne NicolasFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    Katie, I laughed my ass off at this post. I’ve been in this situation before and it made reading this even funnier. Awesome job ma.

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  11. JadeFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    Oh that's a funny one! Is there a word for people who are obsessed with ears? Is that ears fetish?
    Very funny :)

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  12. gemma parkesFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:57 PM

    Ha! Really funny post! I can just see him staring away at that ear!

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  13. VenusBookluvrFebruary 3, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    Reminds me of an old man I saw with hair growing out of his ear at the Costco once, I just couldn't look away -- shudders at the memory!

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  14. UnknownFebruary 3, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    Oh,Katie! I'm late to the party, but at least I didn't miss the fun. That was too cute. Good job. I appreciated it.

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  15. Lisa WorrallFebruary 4, 2012 at 5:19 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha - fucking loved it! Only you, baby, only you!

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  16. Author Cyril J. MichaelFebruary 4, 2012 at 12:09 PM

    Too funny!

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  17. Rolling Muse in The RosesFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:47 PM

    LOL! Loved it!!

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  18. Sherry PalmerFebruary 5, 2012 at 4:48 AM

    Lord Katie, I love the way your mind works. LOL On or off meds you have the most intriguing mind ever. Thanks for the giggle.

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