Friday, February 3, 2012

Flash Fiction Friday

It’s Flash Fiction Friday!! You know the drill.




His ear was captivating. Not in a Grecian statue perfection kind of way. Yes, his face and body were damn near perfect but his ear was what held my attention. It was like being a witness to a public execution. You wanted to look away, but you just couldn’t. They stuck out in spite of his perfect face. The cauliflower, the blackheads, the huge mole with the single longer than my forearm hair growing out of it. I just couldn’t rip my eyes from it. I had to touch. With the fear of a virgin faced with his first hooker in crotchless panties, I stretched forth my hand.

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18 comments:

  1. LOL, goodness that was funny. I loved this.

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  2. Now, that's funny and kind of gross but I understand the curiosity. Good Flash!

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  3. *snort* still laughing. Great post

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  4. Karen, omg...Rotflmao...this was delightfully ..uh strange...which is great!

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  5. The blackheads? Fuckin' hilarious. You should stay doped up all the time!

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  6. Ok, yes, you were high. Funny, but ewwwwww. Very good!

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  7. Katie, I laughed my ass off at this post. I’ve been in this situation before and it made reading this even funnier. Awesome job ma.

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  8. Oh that's a funny one! Is there a word for people who are obsessed with ears? Is that ears fetish?
    Very funny :)

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  9. Ha! Really funny post! I can just see him staring away at that ear!

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  10. Reminds me of an old man I saw with hair growing out of his ear at the Costco once, I just couldn't look away -- shudders at the memory!

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  11. Oh,Katie! I'm late to the party, but at least I didn't miss the fun. That was too cute. Good job. I appreciated it.

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  12. Bwahahahahahahahaha - fucking loved it! Only you, baby, only you!

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  13. Lord Katie, I love the way your mind works. LOL On or off meds you have the most intriguing mind ever. Thanks for the giggle.

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