Welcome to another Flash Fiction Friday! You know the drill. One picture. One hundred words.
Look at him. Falling all over her like supermodel at a calories don’t count all you can eat buffet. He has no idea what he’s getting himself into. Sure, she’s beautiful, but so not worth it. She’s whiny, clingy, jealous, and starts planning your wedding the moment you say, “Is anyone sitting here?” I wouldn’t be surprised if she uses Photoshop to determine what their future kids will look like. She’s scary, but that’s not the bad part. The bad part is the nuclear case of saber toothed crotch crickets she’s passing out to every guy she beds. Two weeks and I’m still infected.
See what my friends have to say about the “lady” pictured above.
Katie...the imagery. God. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me spit out my oreo cookies.
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Good and Yuck all at the same time. "crotch crickets"... excellent!!
ReplyDeleteI think I dated her... Absolutly loved it. The humor and anger mixed beautifully. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThis one made me laugh! Love it
ReplyDeleteThat sounds horrendous. What are the symptoms? Good post, I loved it
ReplyDeleteOk, ewwww, crotch crickets? Really? lolol This was a great post!!
ReplyDeleteBahahahah, i just choked on my Crystal Light!
ReplyDeleteOMG, crotch crickets are bad enough, but these little rascals have saber teeth. Are you kidding me? That is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOk, I've got just one nagging thought. Even with the saber toothed crotch crickets, whatever she's dishing out must be pretty damn good because he's still eye balling her like he'd love to take another ride on her friendship train. Muwah!!@
LOL, you always make me laugh. So funny and good!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, very descriptive, found myself squirming. Its nice to know he doesn't bear a grudge! LOL!
ReplyDeleteEwww... She's passing out saber-toothed crotch crickets? LOL! That broad is nasty. Katie, you always know how to make me laugh. Great post!
ReplyDeleteI loved this. Crotch crickets. Now that is a first to hear it said that way. I loved this. The poor guy she infected. This made me smile and giggle.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up every single time - loved it :)
ReplyDeleteI needed a good laugh. Thanks Katie.
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